Author: DJAdmin

I was happy to hear that Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.. after such a lousy spring and Summer

Broken guitar for sale. No strings attached.

Just burned my Hawaiian pizza. Should’ve put it on aloha temperature

I demanded that she clean the kitchen, vacuum the carpets and wash the windows last week, the week was over and i could not see a thing,the second and third week- nothing!, at the start of the fourth week my right eye began opening just a little bit as the swelling began to subside!!!!

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? Synonym Toast Crunch

A detective was rushed to the ER. He accidentally poked his private eye.

Why did Shakespeare’s wife walk out on him? She was sick of all the dramas…

Been torturing a centipede for the last 98 days ……. on its last legs now

bakers earn a crust and they make heaps of dough!!!

What did the nervous spider say to the audience before his comedy routine? “Forgive me guys, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach.”