Author: DJAdmin

What do you call a pony with a cough? A little hoarse.

Got a polish mate who’s a roadie for a rock band. I’ve also got a Czech one too

People say I’ve got no willpower. But I’ve quit smoking loads of times!

I went to the doctors with hearing problems. He said “Can u describe the symptoms?” I said “Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair”

“My wife and I went on a holiday to an island in the Caribbean.” “Jamaica?“ “Oh no, she wanted to come too”

I had leave for a holiday in the middle east booked, went to the airport but did not go, the Kuwait was too long!

My wife’s a midget. I always pay the tab because she’s a little short.

When making a sandwich , don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big “dill”.

Gillette have finally brought out a razor for dyslexics. It’s the best thing since sliced beard.

I shot my first turkey the other day! …everyone in Coles screamed and ran!