Author: DJAdmin

The piano was unfortunately locked out of the house. He had no way get in as he did not have the right key!

Breaking news. After all these years corduroy pillows are still making headlines.

A ship carrying red paint has collided with a ship carrying blue paint. Both crews are said to be marooned.

I have a lot of unemployment jokes…..but none of them work.

What do you call someone swimming in Egypt? Nothing special…….. just another person in da nile.

My wife got a ladder in her tights. She truly is the most talented shoplifter ever.

I work at a company that measures out marathon distances, it’s lengthy business.

Doctor doctor! I keep thinking I’m a hotel. Can I examine you? Be my guest.

My colleagues were wondering when Ascension Day is. I said it’s coming up…

I went to the bakery and asked if they had any shortbread. They told me they didn’t make it any longer.