Author: DJAdmin

I like to spend lunchtime playing chess with the old men in the park although sometimes it’s hard to find 32 of them.

Apparently, they’re not making shortbread any longer.

If you get an email from me about tinned ham delete it, it’s spam!

Tomorrow is Jamaican Hairstyle Day……I’m dreading it

I watched a documentary last night about how ships are made. Riveting.

The spot where I cut myself shaving last week hasn’t gone away. If it sticks around any longer I might have to come up with a nick name.

Just deleted all the German contacts from my phone. It’s now Hans free.

How did the farmer find his wife? He tractor down

I met this bloke yesterday who kept shouting about the tall bits on castles, I think he had turrets syndrome.

Hey did u hear NASA found another planet? I know right it’s out of this world.