Author: DJAdmin

According to the Institute of Incomplete Research 9 out of 10…….

We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.

I once swallowed a dictionary. It gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had

So I was thinking, if vegetarians eat vegetables,, what do humanitarians eat?

I became hooked on auctions after only going once……. going twice…..

Which Spice Girl can carry the most petrol? Geri Can.

What do you call a man who sits on the toilet for long periods of time to raise money for charity? Jonathon.

I love being in the rabbit circus. The hares stand up on the back of my neck.

Did you hear about the teacher that went to jail? Apparently she got a full sentence!

My wife said I’m too controlling. And it wasn’t even her turn to speak.