Author: DJAdmin

I know loads of jokes about cash machines, I just can’t think of one atm.

What kind of headaches do selfish wheat farmers get? My grains!

What did one nut say to the other nut as he chased it? I’m gonna cashew.

What famous monster ate hot dogs out of a beer mug? Frank in stein.

I think I’m addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers…I may have to go Cold Turkey…

A pair of eyebrows walked into Myers. The assistant asked, “Can I help you?” the eyebrows replied, “no, we are just browsing”

Why are cardiologists usually depressed? Their job is always in vein!

I have a twin brother. We used to be womb mates.

At the barbers today, I asked to have my hair cut like Tom Cruise. So he gave me a cushion to sit on.

What is up in the air and wobbles? Helicopter Jelly