Author: DJAdmin

This morning I received a letter of acceptance from the Origami Society. I’m still not sure what to make of it.

So my daughter was doing her history homework and asked me what I knew about Galileo. I told her that he was a poor boy from a poor family…

If i had 50 cents for every maths test i ever failed I’d have $6.30 by now.

I wasn’t sure I liked my new haircut but it’s starting to grow on me..

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

Did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.

What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant