Author: DJAdmin

I lost my glasses. So i went specsavers. Guess who i bumped into? Everybody.

It’s gonna be hot today..we should all move to Argentina. Argentina is surprisingly cold…In fact, it’s bordering on Chile.

Have you heard about the magic tractor? It went down the road an turned into a field.

According to my kids,  are not cool for a-parent reasons…

If a werewolf did not know he was a werewolf, would he then be an unawerewolf?

Did you hear about the anxious seamstress? She’s on pins and needles.

Did you hear about the group of babies that formed a gang? They hang out in their crib.

Can anyone please do a life-size cut-out of the Ogre for me? I hope it’s not a giant of a request….

I got bored watching the earth turn. So after 24 hours, I called it a day.

You can’t run in a camp ground. You can only ran, because it’s past tents.