Author: DJAdmin

That awkward moment when you tell a chemistry joke and don’t get a reaction

I started a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

I only know 25 letters of the Alphabet. I don’t know Why…

My wife was preparing lunch today when she asked, “Tony, where’s the cheese grater?” I said “Some would say France, others would say England”

I hate it when people try to put an “i” in run. They ruin it.

What’s so great about whiteboards? If you think about it, they’re pretty re-markable!

Napoleon may not have designed the coat he wore… But he did have a hand in it.

What do you call an articulate dinosaur? A Thesaurus

I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings. It’s a complex complex complex.

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.