Author: DJAdmin

2 snowmen in a garden, 1 says to the other “Can you smell carrots?”

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit burrow? Hot cross bunnies

I was going to tell a joke about a hot stove top, but I can’t quite put my finger on it right now.

I’m thinking of selling some John Lennon memorabilia on Ebay. Imagine all the PayPal

I once had a goldfish that could breakdance on the carpet. … but only for like 30 seconds.

How do you weigh a millennial? In Instagrams.

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.

Due to quarantine, we will only be telling inside jokes from now on.

What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.

What weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane? The water. Butane is lighter fluid.