Author: DJAdmin

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.

Police were in a car chase today when the driver started throwing mints out of the window, Police suspect it was diversionary Tic Tac

Don’t trust atoms. They make up everything! 

I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I’ve never looked back since. 

Why can’t you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the ‘P’ is silent. 

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the ‘no-bell’ prize. 

Pirate earrings for $2. That’s a buccaneer

It’s inappropriate to make a ‘dad joke’ if you’re not a dad. It’s a faux pa.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 

When does Friday come before Thursday? In the dictionary.