Author: DJAdmin

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant

Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.

I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro. It’s a total rip-off.

Dad: Doctor, all five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up! Doctor: Wow! That’s the worst case of parking sons disease I have ever seen.

I went to the doctor for a physical he said “You have to stop eating pizza,” I asked why? He said “Because I’m trying to examine you.”

What’s a zombies favorite flower. Arose.

Did you hear about the invisible man & wife? Their kids aren’t much to look at either!

Why does the TV have buttons? It wouldn’t look good with a zipper.