Author: DJAdmin

What do lawyers wear to work? Law suits.

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.

Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He’s at the hospital waiting to be seen.

What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.

Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.

Getting paid to sleep is a true dream job.

What did the sapphire’s best friend tell her? “You’re a real gem.”

What makes a basketball court trendy and accessorized? The hoops.

Why couldn’t the family leave the room after playing with Lego? They were blocked.

Why don’t phones ever go hungry? They have plenty of apps to choose from.