Author: DJAdmin

What’s it called when kittens get stuck in a tree? A cat-astrophe.

What was said about the messy, angry man who was eating a can of Pringles? “He’s got a chip on his shoulder.”

What do you call a gnat with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.

What’s a writer’s favorite train station? Penn Station.

Why was the cow such a heartthrob on the farm? He was a s-moo-th talker.

Why couldn’t the bike stand up on its own? Because it was too tired.

What did the dryer say to the boring duvet cover that just got out of the washer? “Don’t be such a wet blanket.”

What was Sherlock Holmes’ favorite protein source? Mystery meat.

What did the air conditioner say when it met a celebrity? “I’m a big fan.”

Where do hamburgers go to dance? The meatball.