Author: DJAdmin

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

How do cows shop? From cattle-logs.

What did one Dorito farmer say to the other? “Cool Ranch!”

What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing—they fast.

Which U.S. state is known for its especially small soft drinks? Minnesota.

I didn’t get a haircut, I got them all cut.

What do you call an unpredictable camera? A loose Canon.

How do you know when a chicken is evil? It lays deviled eggs.

I’ve been bored recently, so I decided to take up fencing. The neighbors keep demanding that I put it back.

My son asked me to put his shoes on, but I don’t think they’ll fit me.