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What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out standing in his field.

What does a house wear? Address.

Sore throats are a pain in the neck.

What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A bed.

What do you call spiders who just got married? Newly-webs.

RIP boiled water—you will be mist.

What do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itenticle.

Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.