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Why did the pug buy a clock? It wanted to be a watchdog.

Why couldn’t the couple get married at the library? It was all booked up.

Why did the baseball player get arrested? Because he stole second base.

Why do pancakes always win at baseball? They have the best batter.

Why was the ghost so tired? He worked the graveyard shift.

Why couldn’t the duck be quiet? Because it was addicted to quack.

I was going to tell a joke about water, but it was too tasteless.

What did one furniture maker say to another during a tense discussion? “Let’s table this.”

Why did the cashier rip money in half? They were asked to break a bill.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.