Author: DJAdmin

My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 up.

What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.

Want to know why nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.

Why did the lobster blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!

What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet? Reali-tea.

My wife asked me to stop singing “Wonderwall” to her. I said “Maybe…”

What did the police officer say to his belly-button? You’re under a vest.

I had a date last night and it was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll have a fig.

I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.

Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.