Author: DJAdmin

Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.

When does a joke become a “dad joke?” When it becomes apparent.

Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.

Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It’s just gathering dust.

My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.

How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree? By the bark.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up.

What’s the most detail-oriented ocean? The Pacific.

Why do some couples go to the gym? Because they want their relationship to work out.

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.