Author: DJAdmin

Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine? He’s fully recovered now.

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way.

Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents.

I’m terrified of elevators, so I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.

What is E.T. short for?
He has really small legs.

What do you call three Irish lumberjacks?
Tree fellers.

4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed…
2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.

Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives.

What did the right eye say to the left eye?
“Between you and me, something smells.”

My boss just texted me: “Send me one of your funny jokes!”
I texted him back: “I’m busy working. I’ll send one later.”
“That’s hilarious,” he said. “Send another one!”