Author: DJAdmin

What do you get if you cross a hen with a bedside clock?
An alarm cluck.

What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A doyouthinkhesawus.

What lies in a pram and wobbles?
A jelly baby.

What’s the fastest thing in water?
A motor pike.

What is black and white and noisy?
A zebra with a drum kit.

What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
A nervous wreck.

What do you call a crazy golfer?
A crack put.

What does a frog do if his car breaks down?
He gets it toad away.

When driving past a cemetery, ‘That
place is pretty popular, people are dying to get in there!’

When an emergency service vehicle goes
past with siren blazing, ‘You’ll not sell many ice creams going that fast.’