Author: DJAdmin

Ladies and Gentlemen, would you like to
take your seats? – Dad: Where are we taking them?

“I want to go to the movies. ”
“Me too.” “Me three.”

I came, I sawed, I yelled
“Timber!”

Did you hear the one about the man who
dreamed he was a muffler on a car, and then that he was part of the wheel? He
woke up exhausted and tired.

why did the donut man retire? he was fed
up with the hole business

I wondered why the baseball was getting
bigger. Then it hit me.

Me: “Shes been on the South Beach
Diet for 2 years now, I wonder why she’s still fat?” Dad: “she ate
the whole beach.” 

When driving past a cemetery, ‘That place is pretty popular, people are dying to get in there!’

When an emergency service vehicle goes past with siren blazing, ‘You’ll not sell many ice creams going that fast.’

Upon hearing someone in a restaurant dropping glasses or crockery – “Sack the juggler!”