Author: DJAdmin

Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.

I wanted to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.

Why did the pharmacist walk on her tiptoes? She didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills.

What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company? Monkey business.

How do you get a country girl’s attention? A tractor.

Did you hear about the actor who broke his leg onstage? He’s still in the cast.

Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.

Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh!