Author: DJAdmin

A friend was commenting on a rip in his jeans which was getting worse. Dad says “that’s tear-ible”

If you are texting someone, does that make you a Texta?

Two cows are standing in a field: “Are you worried about mad cow disease?” “Not at all, I’m a helicopter”

What do you call a sleepwalking nun? Roamin’ Catholic.

Do you want some food to go with you sauce?

There’s something in my eye. Yes, it’s an eye ball.

2 cows standing in a paddock, 1 cow says ‘mooo’ Other cow says ‘damn, I was gonna say that!’

I tried calling John but he was engaged. Dad: Tell him congratulations

Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his flock through town, and got a traffic ticket for making a ewe turn.

What runs all day and never tires? A cold nose