Author: DJAdmin

When an emergency service vehicle goes
past with siren blazing, ‘You’ll not sell many ice creams going that fast.’

Upon hearing someone in a restaurant
dropping glasses or crockery – “Sack the juggler!”

I’m on a special seafood diet. I see
food and I eat it.

I was only wrong once I thought I was
wrong and I wasn’t so I was wrong in thinking I was wrong.

When eating mushrooms Dad will always
make a remark about how he’d like to eat more but he doesn’t have mush room.

What did the mermaid do last Sunday
night? She went to sea a movie

Did you hear about the human cannonball?
First day on the job, he was fired.

Why did the bank robber go to the
chiropractor? Because he had a crook in his neck.

What do you get if you drop a piano on
an army base? A flat major.

Did you hear about the fish that went
deaf? – He had to buy a herring-aid.