A car mechanic received a repair order that said to check for a clanking noise when going around corners so he took the car out for a test drive and made a right turn, then a left turn, each time hearing a loud clunk. When he arrived back at the garage he returned the car to the service manager with this note: ‘Removed bowling ball from trunk.’
I asked Dad if I could have a banana, he said I could if I found it appealing.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Energizer Bunny arrested, he was charged with battery.
After marinating some steaks with thyme, my friend’s hands smelt like thyme. She said “Now I really have time on my hands”
Did you hear about the man who tried farming rabbits? He said it was a hare raising experience.
When feeling sick, dad would point and laugh. When we glared at him he’d say “what, laughter is the best medicine”
Eating yoghurt is a cultured experience
Me: Is it Tuesday today? Dad: Yes, all day long in fact.
Dad: What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me: I don’t know Dad: Finding half a worm in your apple.