Author: DJAdmin

Mum holds up an ivory table cloth “What do you think of this one?”, Dad says “It’s all white”

Dad’s doing the housework “Man, this vacuum cleaner sucks”

Las Vegas Churches accept gambling chips.

What does a frog do if his car breaks down? – He gets it toad away.

Why was everyone jumping for joy??? Because joy was stuck on the roof!!

Venison this time of year is going to cost you deer.

Truck load of timber goes past “That wood be heavy”

I say to dad i’m getting a bob ( hair style). He replies oh cool I’m getting a Kevin!!!!

Made a belt out of old watches today.. Some would say its a waist of time.

What smells funny??? Clown poo!!