Author: DJAdmin

A runner with impaired vision won the race, it was out of sight

Having a BBQ for lunch. Dad walks through the house with the gas bottle and announces “I’ve got gas”

Two boa constrictors got married. They had an incredible crush on each other.

2 blood corpuscles fell in love. It was in vein.

Why did the vampire go to the optometrist? Everything was blehrrrry

A princess was waiting outside of a Kodak store singing “Some day, my prints will come”

So Hasni Mubarek has left Cairo. Did he walk like an Egyptian?

Not using the doorbell has a significant knock on effect

Made a coffee today, pushed down on the plunger and a cafe in the next street blew up.

It doesn’t matter how far you push the envelope, you’ll still be stationery.