Author: DJAdmin

What did the water buffalo say to her child as he left for his first day of school? Bison.

Where there’s a will, there’s a lawyer.

How do you get an elephant inside of a car? You open the door

He who has the last laugh… is the slowest thinker

Where do you weigh pies? …….. Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh-a-pie!!!!!

When you have friends in the car going somewhere, halfway there dad says “I’m doing really good today, I haven’t hit a thing”

recently installed a faulty elevator in a building… It didn’t go down well.

I’ve bought myself a steam cleaner… My steam is absolutely filthy.

My teacher handed me a blank piece of white paper. “Make a paper plane,” she said. “It already is,” I said.

Why do pizzas make you smarter? Cause they always give you a pizza their mind!