Author: DJAdmin

What runs all day and never tires? A cold nose

What is a Wok? Something you throw at a wabbit.

What do you call spending the afternoon with a cranky rabbit? A bad hare day.

How do you start a Teddy bear race? Ready, teddy, go!

What’s brown and sticky? A stick

Why don’t anteaters get sick? Because they’re full of anty-bodies!

I’m on a seashore diet, I see food and be sure it tastes good.

Every time one of my friends says “Hey Dad” her Dad replies “That’s my name get your own” (sigh)

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A stick.