Author: DJAdmin

Me – Hey Dad, can you shout me an ice-cream? Dad – “ME AN ICE-CREAM”

I come home after getting sunburnt Me: Dad am i peeling? Dad: no your not appealing at all

I saw a dog with no nose. Really? How does he smell? Terrible

Why did the one armed man cross the road? To get to the second-hand shop.

I don’t want to sound big headed… But I wear Extra Large hats

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants? They might get a hole in one.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in robin!

Have you heard the joke about the bed? It hasn’t been made yet!

My niece was thrilled to hear that a new car wash was opening up right in her neighborhood. “How convenient,” she said. “I can walk to it!”

That Chinese salesman lied to me… The pan I bought doesn’t fly at all