Author: DJAdmin

Two elephants fell off a cliff, Boom boom!

What did the number 0 say to the number 8? “Nice belt.”

What has four legs and flies? Two pairs of pants.

fell on my arm and had to have an operation on my funny bone. I was in stitches for two weeks.

Where does the general keep his armies? Up his sleevies!

I’ve just spent the past hour chasing a daddy long legs around my house… Then I realised I had a crack in my glasses!!

“One day, when I was very young, my family and I were getting ready to leave the house. I was being bratty and uncooperative so I had this conversation with my dad: Me: Daddy, daddy, daddy, put my shoes on! Dad: I don’t think they’d fit me, Joey.”

Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it is very dark.

Dad picks up a 1 kg block of regular cheese and a 1 kg block of light cheese. He weighs them in his hands and announces “This one is no lighter than that one, that’s false advertising” (and I quietly move to another aisle in the supermarket).

What did the salt say to the pepper? “Hey baby, what’s shakin!!”