Author: DJAdmin

It doesn’t matter how far you push the envelope, you’ll still be stationery.

What did the water buffalo say to her child as he left for his first day of school? Bison.

Where there’s a will, there’s a lawyer.

How do you get an elephant inside of a car? You open the door

He who has the last laugh… is the slowest thinker

Where do you weigh pies? …….. Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh-a-pie!!!!!

When you have friends in the car going somewhere, halfway there dad says “I’m doing really good today, I haven’t hit a thing”

recently installed a faulty elevator in a building… It didn’t go down well.

I’ve bought myself a steam cleaner… My steam is absolutely filthy.

My teacher handed me a blank piece of white paper. “Make a paper plane,” she said. “It already is,” I said.