A man gasping of thirst in the desert sees a trio of brightly coloured tents. He goes to the first to beg for water, sorry sir the occupant says we only have custard. The thirsty man goes to tent numbers two and asks for water. Sorry sir only have jello ( or jelly). Oh said the man and heads to tent 3. Water water he demands, but the owner has only cream and fruit. This is odd said the man, yes sir said the man in tent it’s a trifle bazaar
