Girlfriend: I need to learn how to make this Peking duck! Tastes so yummy! Dad: Oh it’s very easy. Just roast it like you would normally but open one of its eyes before you do so!
Girlfriend: I need to learn how to make this Peking duck! Tastes so yummy! Dad: Oh it’s very easy. Just roast it like you would normally but open one of its eyes before you do so!