Month: May 2023

Daughter: I think I’m having a growing spurt Dad: Must be because your sleeping in so long

What does a houseboat become when it grows up? A township.

What’s the difference between one yard and two yards? A fence.

Why is it that when we post something by road we call it shipping but when we send something by ship we call it cargo?

A middle-aged man asked the personal Trainer in the gym: “IF I wanted to impress that beautiful girl, which machine should I use?” The Trainer smiling replies: ” The ATM machine outside the gym

A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time….

What did the Japanese man say to the Japanese woman? I dunno. I don’t speak Japanese.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk

Been trying to work out why my pen isn’t working all day and it’s just clicked…

The price of owning a faulty jetpack is going through the roof.