Month: May 2025

I became hooked on auctions after only going once……. going twice…..

Which Spice Girl can carry the most petrol? Geri Can.

What do you call a man who sits on the toilet for long periods of time to raise money for charity? Jonathon.

I love being in the rabbit circus. The hares stand up on the back of my neck.

Did you hear about the teacher that went to jail? Apparently she got a full sentence!

My wife said I’m too controlling. And it wasn’t even her turn to speak.

I know loads of jokes about cash machines, I just can’t think of one atm.

What kind of headaches do selfish wheat farmers get? My grains!

What did one nut say to the other nut as he chased it? I’m gonna cashew.

What famous monster ate hot dogs out of a beer mug? Frank in stein.