Month: May 2025

I think I’m addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers…I may have to go Cold Turkey…

A pair of eyebrows walked into Myers. The assistant asked, “Can I help you?” the eyebrows replied, “no, we are just browsing”

Why are cardiologists usually depressed? Their job is always in vein!

I have a twin brother. We used to be womb mates.

At the barbers today, I asked to have my hair cut like Tom Cruise. So he gave me a cushion to sit on.

What is up in the air and wobbles? Helicopter Jelly

What is green and has wheels? Grass (I lied about the wheels)

What did the fish say after getting swallowed by a grizzly? I’m in the depths of dis bear!

What kind of shoes does a frog wear? Open toad.

What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark? Flood lights!