In the news today, they’re making a movie from Tetris (for real with $80 million budget). Apparently it was due to start filming this year but writing the script was taking longer than expected as every time they finished a line it would disappear.
Just bought a broken sat nav off Bon Jovi, it keeps saying “wow, you’re half way there”
The best birthday present is a broken drum. Why? Because you just can’t beat it 😀
You know when you bite into some olives and you crack your teeth on something hard? Isn’t that just the pits?
I’ve started my new job at the toy warehouse. There are only two of us that work on a production line for Dracula figures. I have to make every second count
I got into an elevator in a multi-storey car park and someone had mixed up all the floor numbers on the buttons. It was wrong on so many levels.
Won my first cage fight today…the budgie didn’t know what hit him
So yesterday I bought a gravy boat, then later went to sushi train. Gotta say, the food industry is really going places
I once tried to play the trumpet but I blew it
I’ll never forget my childhood summers, we would climb inside old tyres and roll down the hill….… They were goodyears