Author: DJAdmin

Little Donna was in the back yard filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the rosy-faced youngster was doing, he asked, “What are you doing there, Donna?” “My goldfish died,” replied little Donna tearfully without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.” The neighbor laughed and said condescendingly, “That’s a really big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?” Little Donna patted down the last heap of earth then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your cat.”

Why couldn’t the pirate get to Davy Jones’ Locker? He didn’t know Davy Jones’ combination…

If a pirate used social networking, what would it be. Twittarghhhh

How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take the elephant out and put the giraffe in.

How do you make a butterfly? Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!

I went for a job as a gold prospector, but it didn’t pan out.

Have you heard about those new invisible aeroplanes? I can’t see them taking off.

Why do girls wear perfume and makeup? Cuz they stink and they’re ugly.

Teacher : “Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,what virtue would I be showing?” Student : “Brotherly love”.

I really, deeply wish that you are here with me in my room, on my bed with lights off & we get under the cover together.. to show you my.. new watch that glows in the dark!