Author: DJAdmin

What do u call a whale with no underpants on? Free willy

Nostalgia aint what it used to be.

RIP dense water vapour, you’ll always be mist.

It’s always a good idea to walk a mile in another man’s shoes. That way you have an extra pair of shoes and a 1 mile head start.

A bloke was diving to the airport to catch a flight,he saw a sign on the freeway saying airport left….so he turned around and went back home….

“aww the Smurfs grew up” “no Dad, this is Avatar.”

My calculator is missing the minus button, but on the plus side it still works.

Saw a guy with a plaid shirt and plaid shorts at the supermarket, Dad says “check that guy out”

Why were the strawberries upset? Because their parents were in a jam

Two asparagus are walking down the road when one is hit by a car. The other goes in the ambulance with his friend, sits in the emergency room, waits for some news. A doctor comes to him. “I have good news and bad news. The good news – he’ll make a full recovery. The bad news – he’ll be a vegetable for life.”