Author: DJAdmin

I tried doing some research on clouds, but the details were a bit foggy

I found a 6 metre roll of bubble wrap at work this morning.”What do you want me to do with this?” I asked my boss.”Just pop it in the corner,” he said. 6 hours it took me!

Did you hear about the two guys who decided to try duck hunting? They bought new outfits & equipment, and went out to a place in the woods where they heard the hunting was really good. But after several hours of thrashing through the woods, one fellow said, “I don’t know about this. We’ve been out here all day and haven’t caught a single duck. Do you think we’re doing something wrong?” “I don’t know,” replied the other. “Maybe we’re not throwing the dog high enough

A barman offered me a whisky for 20 pence. I said “that’s a cheap shot and you know it”

A ham, an egg, and a piece of toast go into a bar, and ordered drinks. Then the bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”

Where would you find a really old pig? Jurassic Pork!

A nose walks into a bar. The barman says “we can’t serve you – you’re off your face!”

I was in the gym earlier and decided to jump on the treadmill. People were giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead

I always wanted a four wheel drive, so I put three extra steering wheels in my car.

At a rent-a-boat company, the caller said into the microphone: “Boat 99, your hour is up, please head in.” An employee walks up to him and says: “We only have 75 boats, there is no boat 99, sir.” The caller then said into the microphone: “Boat 66, are you in trouble?”