Author: DJAdmin

My rabbit loves his job. He digs things; and he works for an annual celery.

I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How can anyone stoop so low?

what did the mountain climber name his son…? Cliff.

I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

My friend told me how electricity is measured and I was like, watt?

A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5ft to the left, the chemist takes a shot and misses 5ft to the right, the statistician yells “We got ‘em!”

a sheriff walks into a saloon and yells * insert texan voice over ” i’m looking for the brown paper bandit “…a patron asks, “well, whats he look like ?” the sheriff says “well, he’s got a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, a brown paper horse, brown paper boots, and a brown paper gun….” the patron asks whats he wanted for? and the sheriff replies ” rustling! “

Police have issued an appeal after receiving complaints from farmers that their Cows are being stolen during the night. Apparently they are looking for a man with a big moo-stash.

What do you call a snail that is not moving? An escarstay

Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers