Author: DJAdmin

I start my new job at a restaurant tomorrow. I can’t wait.

Autocorrect walked into a bar… and the batman said why the log fence?

What did the big bucket say to the little bucket? You look a little pail

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it.

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.

I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles. My next poop could spell disaster.

Our local bin men must hate reversing their truck. But at least they bleep out the swearing.

I spelled out “marry me?” in balloons outside the house of a girl I met on the internet. When I finally met her in person for the first time, I popped the question.

I’ve got a great joke about herbs and fish, but now isn’t the thyme or the plaice.

Investigations are continuing into the collapse of the main jetty at the Boat Harbour last night. Initial reports are suggesting it may have been a result of pier pressure.