I was playing with my dog and throwing a ball. No matter how far I threw the ball the dog brought it back. I decided to wrap the ball up and I posted it to Brisbane. The dog caught a train up there and bought it back. Does that sound far fetched?
I got offered a new job in Seoul. I though it was time for a Korea change.
My friend really really likes water, I said “whatever floats your boat”
I used to have a job at a stationary firm, but I resigned. I felt it wasn’t going anywhere.
My mate said to me today,”Why are you carrying a 9 foot book?” I said,”It’s a TALL story.”
A baker was busy making bread when his bakery caught fire and burned down. His business is now toast.
Daughter: Daddy, I’m sleepy… Dad: From Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?
I just saw conjoined twins. So I gave them my undivided attention..
A frog was broken down on the Freeway, I stopped and asked him if he needed any help .. he said no thanks, all is OK, I’m waiting to be Toad.
What did the shy pebble say? “I wish I was a little boulder”.