Author: DJAdmin

A lumberjack didn’t know which tree to chop next. He was stumped.

I was going to build a watch made entirely of herbs and spices, but I couldn’t find the thyme.

What happened to the man who got a job as a human cannonball? He got fired the same day!

If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?

Why did the scientist get rid of his door bell? Cause he wanted to win the Noble prize

What do you call Dell laptops in the Sahara Desert? Sandells.

What did one eye say to the other? Just between you and me, something smells.

What do dwarves and midgets have in common? Very little.

What did the sea ask the sailor using a telescope? “Water you looking at.”

I wish I was in Cairo…. But I’m in de Nile