Dad Joke: 620

I’m thinking of getting a 4D printer….. I wont be rushed and will take my time about it.

Dad Joke: 619

So honey, how do I look? With your eyes dear.

Dad Joke: 618

My neighbour has a singing chicken – he is taking it in to audition for the ‘Eggs Factor’

Dad Joke: 617

A router walks into a bar…… and says “I’m here for the networking event”

Dad Joke: 616

If you go to Jamaica and copy a movie and then bring it back to the UK does it make you a Pirate of the Caribbean?

Dad Joke: 615

I took my accordion to be repaired. The guy said he would try to squeeze it in.

Dad Joke: 614

What do you call a man with a hat made of household tools? Handy Capped.

Dad Joke: 613

I refuse to tell you any more rubbish, trashy jokes!

Dad Joke: 612

So you haven’t heard the joke about the garbage truck? Dont worry its a load of rubbish.