Author: DJAdmin

If prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots, they’d be called cellfies.

Which rock group has four men that don’t sing? Mount Rushmore

It’s like I’ve always said, there’s 3 types of people in this world. Those who can count and those that can’t.

There’s a new theatre production about a thesaurus. It’s a play on words.

If Tomatoes are a fruit, is Tomato Sauce/Ketchup considered a Smoothie?

If a toddler refuses to have a nap, Is that resisting arrest?

This girl said she recognised me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.