Author: DJAdmin

I used to feed gorillas at Paignton Zoo from a distance using a golf club. I’d drive them bananas.

I have ordered a chicken & an egg from Amazon, I’ll let you know !!!

Two Aerials met on a roof, fell in love and got Married, the ceremony wasn’t much…But the Reception was Brilliant…

I’m struggling to find a local taxidermist, must be a dying industry..

My wife’s always ordering me a-round, in fact I don’t even have to get my wallet out in pubs these days……

I wish I knew who kicked the jack from under my car as I was working on it…the suspension is killing me…

I saw two giraffes playing basketball today. That game was neck and neck.

I work in McDonald’s and a customer was rude to me today, so I got him back by not putting any Coke in his drink. Just ice was served.

For a while Houdinin used trap doors in every act. It was a stage he was going through.

Why are the front of Apple Stores all windows?