Author: DJAdmin

I was thinking if i work as security at a Samsung store does that make me a Guardian of the Galaxy?

Why couldn’t Ray Charles see his friends? He’s married

What’s blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

My Grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

What’s something that is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I think I want a job cleaning mirrors. It’s just something I could really see myself doing.

What’s grey and can’t fly? A parking lot.

The inventor of predictive text has died. His funfair will be hello on sundial.

I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said “Thanks” I said “Don’t mention it.”

What happens when you talk to a cow? It goes in one ear and out the udder!