Author: DJAdmin

What’s the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels.

I was flicking through my local newspaper and came across an advertisement saying “ACCOUNTANT NEEDED! $35,000 – $40,000” So I called them up and said “The answer is Minus $5,000.”

How many evolutionists does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But it takes 8 million years

Hotel manager: “I’m sorry sir, we don’t have a room vacant.” Guest: “Well look, if Prince Charles was coming, you’d have a room for him, wouldn’t you?” Hotel manager: “Well, yes sir, I suppose we would.” Guest: Well he’s not coming, so I’ll have his room”.

Customer: “Why do these cashews keep saying nice things about my hair?” Barman: “They’re the complimentary nuts.”

I recently applied for a job at Sony, but they cancelled the interview

I haven’t seen any salad jokes recently, but if you do have one please share and Lettuce know!

I was going to buy a franchise, i hear good things about Vac City…you can really clean up!

Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he can never land!

a skeleton walks into a bar, orders a beer, and a mop.