Author: DJAdmin

I went into a shop and I said, “Can someone sell me a kettle.” The bloke said “Kenwood” I said, “Where is he?!!..

Cheese is a long WHEY from milk…..

What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi

Went to see a play the other night and soon after had a panic attack. The doctor told me I suffer from post-dramatic stress disorder!

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie!

Did you hear about the next Liam Neeson movie where he struggles with being unappreciated for rescuing family members? It’s called Taken 4 Granted.

The amount of people who shout ‘boo’ to their friends has risen by 85%. Thats a frightening statistic

What time did the Chinese man go to the dentist? Tooth hurty

I won two tickets to an Elvis tribute show and I was told I could cash them in. The text I received told me to press 1 for the money, 2 for the show!!

Always look for a plastic surgeon who is known to raise a few eyebrows.