Author: DJAdmin

Got in trouble at the zoo for lining all the squirrels up in order of height… They don’t like me critter sizing

Did you hear about the cannibal who was late for dinner? He got the cold shoulder

Earlier this morning I changed a light bulb, then I crossed the street and walked into a bar. My life is a joke

I start my new job at a restaurant tomorrow. I can’t wait.

Autocorrect walked into a bar… and the batman said why the log fence?

What did the big bucket say to the little bucket? You look a little pail

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it.

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.

I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles. My next poop could spell disaster.

Our local bin men must hate reversing their truck. But at least they bleep out the swearing.