Author: DJAdmin

I spelled out “marry me?” in balloons outside the house of a girl I met on the internet. When I finally met her in person for the first time, I popped the question.

I’ve got a great joke about herbs and fish, but now isn’t the thyme or the plaice.

Investigations are continuing into the collapse of the main jetty at the Boat Harbour last night. Initial reports are suggesting it may have been a result of pier pressure.

Such a large pile of pancakes, I lent on them.

The shovel is a ground breaking invention

Help please. The postman dropped a letter on my hall floor today and on the letter it says do not bend. How do I pick it up?

Got 2 love eBay… lol, sold my homing pigeons 4 times this month already.

There’s nothing worse than getting run over by a rental car …..it HERTZ

Sad news at the Nestle factory today when a member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolate fell more than 50 feet and crushed him underneath. He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he shouted “The milky bars are on me” everyone cheered.

A dentist and a manicurist argued about their respective career choices. They fought tooth and nail.