Author: DJAdmin

Harrison Ford was taken to hospital earlier today when he crashed a plane into a golf course. No one else was injured in the crash, he appeared to be flying solo.

When I found out my very expensive jet-pack was faulty, I went through the roof!

R.I.P boiling water….you will be mist.

I was thinking if i work as security at a Samsung store does that make me a Guardian of the Galaxy?

Why couldn’t Ray Charles see his friends? He’s married

What’s blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

My Grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

What’s something that is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I think I want a job cleaning mirrors. It’s just something I could really see myself doing.

What’s grey and can’t fly? A parking lot.