Author: DJAdmin

The inventor of predictive text has died. His funfair will be hello on sundial.

I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said “Thanks” I said “Don’t mention it.”

What happens when you talk to a cow? It goes in one ear and out the udder!

I wrote a song about a Tortilla, well actually it’s a Wrap.

My autobiography has been rejected by yet another publisher. Pffft – Story of my life.

A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. Apparently the crews were marooned.

I told my mum I got a job in a bowling ally She said What 10pin. I said no permanent

I bought one of those telescopic ladders. It’s useless – I climbed all the way to the top, and the moon is still no clearer.

Told my wife I thought her trousers needed taking in “Do you think I’ve lost weight?” she smiled “No” I said “it’s started raining”

Major: “I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning, Sergeant!” Sergeant: “Thank you, Sir!!”