Dad Joke: 345

I have a fear of speed humps. I’m slowly getting over it.

Dad Joke: 344

The EU has just advised ,with immediate effect, that all Euro currency notes will be in Greece proof paper as of today

Dad Joke: 343

I put a dvd on ebay its says 6 people are watching it

Dad Joke: 342

Conjunctivitis . com … Now that’s a site for sore eyes.

Dad Joke: 341

People who take Helium on a regular basis speak very highly of it.

Dad Joke: 340

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time consuming…

Dad Joke: 339

A glue tanker overturned on the highway yesterday…i was stuck in traffic.

Dad Joke: 338

“Do you want to hear a joke about a taylor?” “No” “Fine, suit yourself “

Dad Joke: 337

Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me. I only suffered super fish oil injuries, but I’m lucky I wasn’t krilled!

Dad Joke: 336

I once went to a surgeon who was a part time comedian. He had me in stitches.